Title: Lady Management
Description: any tips?
KenophLai - March 17, 2005 04:33 PM (GMT)
if u are a guy, then u shud know wad i mean...
if the gal is too chio, then u can hardly do an eye contact..u urself get misdirected
if the gal asked u abt the secret"how u did tat", u didnt tell her and is like behaving very very ungentlemen
if the gal is chio and after u finshed the magic and when u try to walk away and she ask u abt the secret...and wad to do next?!
can smbody help me~~!!
Andrew Loh - March 17, 2005 04:37 PM (GMT)
Haha! Just say 'Very Well' or 'It's magic'. ^_^
If she still like to know the secrets, say why not I perform another one, at this time (have to use your creative thinking), you have to prepare yourself to escape.
NEVER EXPOSE MAGIC SECRETS!
Just my 2 cents!
Andrew
ChongWei - March 17, 2005 04:44 PM (GMT)
try making your spectator respect the art..
CLJ - March 17, 2005 04:56 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (afoi @ Mar 17 2005, 04:44 PM) |
| try making your spectator respect the art.. |
"RESPECT ME AND MAGIC, BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD, AND I DO MAGIC SO IT KINDA WORKS OUT THAT WAY! YES, YOUR MEASUREMENTS ARE 36-36-36 AND I CAN'T HELP STARING AT THEM, AND THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU MAKES ME GO WEAK AT MY KNEES, AND I HAVE THIS FEELING DEEP IN MY GUT LIKE MOUNT VESUVIUS WHEREVER OR WHATEVER THE CRAP THAT IS IS ERUPTING IN MY BODY WHENEVER I SEE YOU, BUT YOU WILL RESPECT ME ANYHOW! DO I HEAR A FREAKIN' HALLELUJAH TO THAT, LI'L LADY?!!!"
"...I still wanna know how you did that trick, dude."
C.
Brendan Low - March 18, 2005 02:27 AM (GMT)
haha.... yeah... i know sometimes a pretty chick will just let u melt in front of her but not melted enough for me to tell her the secrets! that's for sure. Yeah, i agree with Andrew, the most i will do it do another trick and make her go crazy! haha :)
KenophLai - March 18, 2005 04:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
"RESPECT ME AND MAGIC, BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD, AND I DO MAGIC SO IT KINDA WORKS OUT THAT WAY! YES, YOUR MEASUREMENTS ARE 36-36-36 AND I CAN'T HELP STARING AT THEM, AND THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU MAKES ME GO WEAK AT MY KNEES, AND I HAVE THIS FEELING DEEP IN MY GUT LIKE MOUNT VESUVIUS WHEREVER OR WHATEVER THE CRAP THAT IS IS ERUPTING IN MY BODY WHENEVER I SEE YOU, BUT YOU WILL RESPECT ME ANYHOW! DO I HEAR A FREAKIN' HALLELUJAH TO THAT, LI'L LADY?!!!"
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i like that...
Kam - April 11, 2005 10:13 PM (GMT)
I get away with a smile and a "can you keep a secret? cus i can too :)" most of the time.
Brendan Low - April 12, 2005 12:12 AM (GMT)
haha... doktokaro, tats a great line man. i think i heard it somewhere b4. nice.... hehe. :)
Kam - April 12, 2005 09:51 AM (GMT)
Yea I stole that line from somewhere of which I don't quite remember, but it works.
Adlan - April 12, 2005 02:31 PM (GMT)
if someone asks me how i do that, i tell them i'm a member of a secret brotherhood that practises ancient arts blah blah blah...i talk until they tell me to shut up. then i do another trick. hahaha.
Brendan Low - April 13, 2005 10:04 AM (GMT)
haha yeah bore them with some magic history.. :P hehe
i personally like the quote put up by doktokaro. I think its a great way to explain and they will get the hint. :)
Jeff Gan - April 14, 2005 03:16 AM (GMT)
michael ammar said it once. I dunno if he originated it
isaac - April 18, 2005 05:04 AM (GMT)
hahaha ... how abt if tat girl is ur most precious GF ??
anyone struggle tat ? :!!:
Brendan Low - April 18, 2005 05:08 AM (GMT)
haha...gf or best fren, i dont tell her the secrets :)
why? coz its the rule... lol... haha
haha... but sometimes (last time, when i had gf), i had to practice most on her.. so watever mistakes i made.. she will notice.. but will give good pointers.. lol... its ok to flash but dont tell her the secrets. she prob only knew abt DL.. thats abt it. lol
Ning - April 18, 2005 07:45 AM (GMT)
LOL. Check out the affiliated SMC forum, I believe some of the guys were discussing about it too! :lol: *amused*
Kam - April 18, 2005 11:24 AM (GMT)
Hahah...
I don't know about you guys, but I personally have this "assistant". She was my girlfriend when I started doing magic hahahah but now she's an ex, though she's still an assistant (if you're wondering how this could happen...). By assistant I meant she's the first person I'd show my routines to and she can tell me if I flash or do something wrong. For this, she knows (yes, I break some magic laws, hang me) certain sleights and techniques, though not all, but in the end it's all in the interest of my magic. She's sworn she will never tell anyone. The downside of this is that it's gonna take a lot to impress her.
And I just realized my reply is off topic hahahah :ph43r:
isaac - April 19, 2005 03:14 AM (GMT)
hahahaha
ok la .. ya true true ..
when my "assistant" .. the precious someone tat i will show her my very first performance, she will b able to see all my mistake n stuff
mwhahahaha
n very true .. it is super hard to impress her again !!!
almost till the point impossible
so cham now ... :o
Brendan Low - April 19, 2005 06:47 AM (GMT)
hehe... yeah super hard to impress a gal whom already know some of the sleights... but u can always bluff them. they think u are executing a move but ure not etc etc. Eg. ATFUS move :). dont ask me wat that stands for... hehe
ksat90 - April 22, 2005 08:24 AM (GMT)
Yup.. Maybe you can do some moves to "fake" them out like the OHC?
Use that to other gals after you show them some of your tricks too.
It'll freak them out.. Haha
If they still bug you, from personal experience, just walk away and say something like doktokaro said.. It works like magic itself.
Kam - April 23, 2005 08:04 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (isaac @ Apr 19 2005, 03:14 AM) |
hahahaha
ok la .. ya true true .. when my "assistant" .. the precious someone tat i will show her my very first performance, she will b able to see all my mistake n stuff
mwhahahaha
n very true .. it is super hard to impress her again !!! almost till the point impossible
so cham now ... :o |
One word: mentalism
I know certain mentalism and mind reading effects that still baffle her to no end.
Andrew Loh - April 23, 2005 02:55 PM (GMT)
Hahaha.......MagicB, Marlo's ATFUS the ATFUS full complete name is 'Any Time Face Up Switch'. ;)
Andrew
Eric Liew - April 29, 2005 06:48 PM (GMT)
if the hot chick offers to sleep with you in exchange of the secret to the trick...i say tell her how the trick is done...:D
Andrew Loh - April 30, 2005 06:03 AM (GMT)
Haha.....Very funny!
I heard that there's an effect where it's EXTREMELY FUN, magician can predict what the spectators' inner wear. :!!:
WOW! :huh: - This definitely will blow people away.
But, don't know spectators like it or not, that's the questions. :lol:
Andrew
Brendan Low - April 30, 2005 06:35 AM (GMT)
:lol: haha.... predicting spec's inner wear... wow... lol.. im sure that most would get offend ... well unless they like you to know wat they are wearing. hehe
who is the effect by? :P
Eric Liew - April 30, 2005 05:15 PM (GMT)
hey, David Williamson has a signed underwear transpo, which David Copperfield performed later....
Try using that...heh
Anyone seen this routien before anyway?
Andrew Loh - May 1, 2005 03:47 PM (GMT)
Oh man, soooooo many version of 'underwear magic'. :D - I wonder how the ladies think??!??! :D
Hey, the effects you can find in James Biss's new book 'Messing with Minds', heard that this is a good book in mentalism. B)
Andrew
Kam - May 2, 2005 03:27 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (eryanic @ Apr 30 2005, 05:15 PM) |
hey, David Williamson has a signed underwear transpo, which David Copperfield performed later.... Try using that...heh Anyone seen this routien before anyway? |
:blink:
Did I read "signed underwear transpo"?!?
Andrew Loh - May 2, 2005 03:46 AM (GMT)
Yes! That post is not JOKING. :mellow:
Yeah! I did watch David performed this effect on stage, and the ladies were so shy at that time, but I still like to watch his performance of this effect again and again! If not mistaken, the David is actually use the 2 ladies' panties, one white one anothe one is more sexier one, red one. :P - No, David was not requested the ladies to take out their panties, actually David was using some stickers to do the effect where he sticked the stickers into the 2 ladies panties. ;)
Oh! How good huh if I can perform this to my fellow ladies friends. :lol:
It was sooooooooo funny and had great reactions from the audience. Wow! :wub:
Andrew
Charlston - May 6, 2005 03:46 PM (GMT)
i got a better idea
tell her tis..
I`m gonna try someting else tat is so amazing
and tis trick i learn from the internet(means here)
it says if i buy it with a credit card, i`ll be guaranteed a wildest reaction from my audience especially girls..
now, pick a card,,,
press against ur chest and dun move
i`m gonna read ur mind
close ur eyes as i close mind..
shhhhhh.............
MUAKS!!!!
THERE U GO!
kiss her on the cheeks and RUN!!!!!!!
remember the card u ask her select?
it was a force card written,,
HI, PLZ TO MEET U, I`M MRXXX . HERES MY NUMBER, HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS...I DUN MIND U HAVE LOTS OF ADMIRER..
01X-XXXXXXX
Jeff Gan - May 7, 2005 01:37 AM (GMT)
hmm....
Eugie's Kiss and Run Card. Maybe u can market it :D
Andrew Loh - May 7, 2005 02:15 AM (GMT)
Hahaha.......... Yeah! Eugie, what rainking said is right, very interesting! :lol:
Andrew
Kam - May 7, 2005 05:12 AM (GMT)
Can't wait for the dvd, Eugie!
Eric Liew - May 7, 2005 07:55 AM (GMT)
make sure you ask the lady to press the card real hard against her chest...:D
hey Andrew,
do you have the video clip of Copperfield's signed underwear transpo?
Andrew Loh - May 7, 2005 10:30 AM (GMT)
Hi Eric,
Hahahaha......... The lady will say this magician is a 'cheeky' type. :lol:
No, the one I watched David Copperfield was on TV quite some times ago and I never recorded it. :( - I wished at that time I recorded it as I want to figure out today how he did that!
Hey, by the way, do you folks use inner wear to perform magic for ladies???? Do you feel shy if you really perform that kind of magic to ladies????? Sure you guys enjoy that, right??? :lol:
But, to share with you guys, some of my female spectators, they are quite a 'cheeky' type, so you all 'untunglah' if you can get these kind of female spectators. :P
Andrew
Canbeef - June 14, 2005 08:44 PM (GMT)
Here are a few things i've learned over the years(hahaha.. say that but i am still beginner).
1) Before revealing the trick, instead of asking them to blow, consider asking them to snap their fingers instead. You know they might get the wrong impression. And don't do stuff that we usually do to guys like touch their chest or something like that. Don't do any stuff you've learn from Jay sankey's "firestarters". It's a horror movie to see corny pickup lines translated into the language of magic. It makes all magicians look like their desparate people.
2) Watch out for angry boyfriends. Usually they wear a collar with spikes around their next. Their eyes back like and angry dog. They might bite. Remember to get "antibody" before strating an effect. Ask questions like "Can i borrow you Gf fora while?" or give compliments like "you guys look like a lovely couple". Show em' you realized that. If not, they might think u are up to something. Stick your face into someone's business and you'll get punch in the nose. Once broken considered sold.
3) Be careful when touching. Sensitive areas prohibited. Over the line, and right side of face will get it. Sometimes left too. Thw worse in a kick in between your legs.
4) If she's attractive, you must self control sikit. This is whut i would use, "Hey, tellu whut.. you're such a great audience.. i'll be back in a while later to your table. i had so much fun entertaining you.. see you in a while" That makes her prepare for for your next approach. If when you go back she's gone, you kinda get the message. Act professional. Chicks dig that!
5) Give her a souvenier, a rose. Don't produce a flaming namecard. Chicks hate that. Avoid geek magic. Swalloing razor blades, and shuffing pencils up your nose will just make u look like a circus freak.
I hope that helps. And remember this, i am still nervous during performance until now. It's all natural, start of with something almost full proof like self working tricks to avoid embaressment. Think of an opener which require less sleight so you can concentrate on your lines. And remember this fact, chicks are usually better audiences than guys. They buy the tricks easier and also give better reactions. So basically it's the guys that we shoould be afraid of.
Also, if you meet a hot chick remember to tell em' bout your good looking friend Bui-Yen. It helps you to break the ice when you talk bout a celebrity like me. HAHA. I AM KIDDING!!! LOL!!!!
Brendan Low - June 15, 2005 05:08 AM (GMT)
hehe.... Bui Yen... d man ... :P
yeah i used to use the line "dont watch me too closely as im really still a beginner".... but now... hmm dunno... have not performed for ages... :P
hey, you've got some nice ways to "kau" gals eh... lol.. use ya charm yeah?
dont worry bui yen, we'll save the best ones for ya dude... hehe lol...
Brendan
David Lai - June 15, 2005 12:48 PM (GMT)
From all the routines I`ve ever done to gals......I don`t know why but the red sponge balls never fails to amaze the.Guess they just like cuddly stuff to put in their hands.How do I ask their number?Not through cheeky way but straight forward.Usually just ask them for it after the short show.Guess chicks dig into confidence.
Cheers,
David
Eric Liew - June 15, 2005 04:39 PM (GMT)
Sponge balls or the multiplying rabbit gets best reactions from the chicks...
Maybe it's just the cute spongy soft balls....like how girls like soft toys
hahaha
Kam - June 15, 2005 05:19 PM (GMT)
Am I the only one who never asked for any girl's number before? Even after they were so impressed by whatever I could come up with hahahahah magic, music, dumb comedy ^_^ lol
I have a disease of tongue malfunctioning when there are pretty girls around.
Eric Liew - June 16, 2005 06:59 AM (GMT)
hey dok, i just realised your pic is the dragon from the MicroGenius type of super mario!