Once all the scientists died and went to heaven............
They decided to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein was the one who had the den. He was supposed to count up to 100, and then start searching.....
Everyone started hiding except Newton. Newton just drew a square of 1 meter and stood in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counted 1,2,3...... 97,98,99..100... He opened his eyes and found Newton standing in front. Einstein said "newton's out..newton's....out !!! "
Newton denied and said, "I am not out".. He claims that he is not Newton.. All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1 meter squared.. That makes me Newton per meter squared, since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

Macam ni juga boleh...

BTW, in order to prove Newton wasn't Newton; not only Pascal was out, the rest of the scientists were out as well... Too busy body.... :D

I actually liked this joke.

Which goes to show I am a geek. :wub:

Fantastic, I loved it....blardee clever man...

And David Lai's joke about the abused boy during the MMF microcon had me laughing until my sides hurt.

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80%
of Malaysians students I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew . Hard to
believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next
Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration
counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr ...

hey its nice to read some jokes around here sometime... hope more people will contribute with their jokes... i will post some in the future too...

ok ..here come my lame joke.


siapakah adik perempuan bagi transformer?

haha who wanna guess?

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The
Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life."

Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want
those two back in the office after lunch."

the answer is.... transistor haha.."sister"

freaking lame... lol..

How does a deaf and dumb barber signals to show that he’s done with your hair ?

There is a row of eggs displayed in hypermarket.

Egg #1 : Hey dude do you realise the Egg #4 looks weird :blink: ?

Egg #2 : How weird <_< ?

Egg #1 : He has hair on its skin :unsure: !

Egg #2 : Really ?? Omigawd ! Yea he does have :!!: !

Egg #3 : What you guys talking about :unsure: ?

Egg #2 : The Egg beside you has hair on its skin ! :!!:

Egg #4 : .............................. I'm a Kiwi :ph43r:


LOL :!!: :!!:

Really nice jokes here, i think i will use it for my next presentation topic that is "laughter is the best medicine" for the introduction to attract my audience.. haha..